The story of "No Naked!" is indeed an important and worth while tale. It all started back in 2003 with a friend who I will call "T(h)om" because that is his name. T(h)om needed a place to stay for about a month so my two cats, one roommate and myself all talked it over and decided that he should not stay with us and that he should find other accommodations but we wished him the best of luck anyway. A few days later T(h)om was sleeping on the pull out couch as comfortable as cherry pie in autumn. Rules and regulations came next, but there was only one we could really think of: "No Naked!". We knew T(h)om would respect our one rule, but we also knew he had a penchant for naked time so I decided to make a gentile reminder: a small poster of a slack jawed horse with the words "No Naked!" spewing from his mouth written in black permanent ink taped to the closet door right across from the hall bathroom. The poster did the trick and we all enjoyed a happy, naked-free month together.